| 1 | A party of Travelers were attacked on a remote stretch of road by fierce bandits killing all, except two men. |
| 2 | Of the two survivors, one man was known to always speak the truth and the other to speak nothing but lies. |
| 3 | One of the robbers, who had raised himself to be King, commanded them to be brought before him. |
| 4 | He ordered that all the bandits stand to attention in a long row on his right hand and on his left in front of a great throne. |
| 5 | After these preparations the captured men were brought before him and the Bandit King greeted them saying: |
| 6 | Verily, your life hangs in the balance of the question I ask you thus: that what sort of a king I be to you, O strangers? |
| 7 | Before the lying Traveler could speak, the truthful Traveler replied: Alas! You be a murderer and a tyrant. |
| 8 | For no amount of ceremony or pageantry can hide the truth that you are without right or Rule of Law. |
| 9 | Behold, all men must die. And if it be my time now to die, then I die with a clear conscience and in honor to heaven. |
| 10 | Upon hearing these words, the Bandit King replied: As you have neither pledged your alliance nor pleaded for your life, you shall be executed. |
| 11 | Yet as you have spoken the truth, I shall grant you a swift and honorable death. |
| 12 | Thus, the man who always spoke the truth was led away to his fate. |
| 13 | The lying Traveler then spoke and said: Oh great and noble King! In thee I see the model of authority, |
| 14 | And your men as worthy companions of an army to be feared by all nations. |
| 15 | I pledge myself to your service and humbly petition for your mercy. |
| 16 | Upon hearing these words, the Bandit King replied: As you did pledge your alliance and pleaded for your life, you will be spared. |
| 17 | But as you lied and showed such weakness of character, you are not fit even to be known as a bandit, |
| 18 | And so I shall chain you as if a lowly dog. For better you had died a noble death than the thousand torments of a scoundrel. |